Molly Malones

With most exclusive VIP clubs you have to be famous, or famous for being famous to join. Molly Malone’s VIP Club is the only exclusive VIP Club that any old Fingal, Feargal or Sinead can join. As a member you’ll get advantages and benefits that people who belong to other exclusive VIP clubs can only dream of. When we work out what hey are, you’ll even be the first to know. Join up right here, but remember, you have to be seconded by someone who’s not a VIP, but don’t worry, our rules clearly state that you can second yourself. There’s a discount if you own a goat.